Chauncey just assisted himself on a layup, off Kobe Bryant’s back. Kobe clearly doesn’t read E-Ticket.
A chiseled high school junior is attempting to inbound the ball underneath his own basket. He’s trying not to panic, but this is the Colorado state championship game, and no one’s open. The referee is signaling one, two, three … and the kid can’t stand the thought of a five-second call. The house is packed because of him, because he’s Denver’s greatest schoolboy player ever, so an embarrassing turnover is unacceptable. Just being disorganized is unacceptable. He hates disorganized.
Suddenly, he notices the defender guarding the inbounds pass has turned his back to him. So 18-year-old Chauncey throws the ball off the defender’s rear end, catches it, drop-steps and dunks with two hands. Chauncey has himself a bucket and an assist.
