Hardwood Paroxysm

Poorly disguised Nash joins Beijing pick-up game - Ball Don't Lie - NBA - Yahoo! Sports

Mon, 31 Aug 2009 15:22:58 -0400

Poorly disguised Nash joins Beijing pick-up game - Ball Don't Lie - NBA - Yahoo! Sports

Baron Davis Would Like To Keep His Research Private -- NBA FanHouse

Fri, 14 Aug 2009 07:00:46 -0400

Baron Davis Would Like To Keep His Research Private -- NBA FanHouse:

I’ve got a feeling that Moore has been sporting a smirk ever since finishing this post. -RM

Reporting and J.R. Smith Are Not Mutually Exclusive - Bethlehem Shoals - The Baseline - Sporting News

Fri, 14 Aug 2009 06:57:20 -0400

Reporting and J.R. Smith Are Not Mutually Exclusive - Bethlehem Shoals - The Baseline - Sporting News

The (Possible) Remaking of Gilbert Arenas - Bethlehem Shoals - The Baseline - Sporting News

Fri, 14 Aug 2009 03:33:47 -0400

The (Possible) Remaking of Gilbert Arenas - Bethlehem Shoals - The Baseline - Sporting News

freedarko.com: Out of the Wormhole

Fri, 14 Aug 2009 01:41:00 -0400

freedarko.com: Out of the Wormhole:

Because, y’know, it’s Ziller. -RM

Miles Davis vs. Darius Miles -- NBA FanHouse

Thu, 13 Aug 2009 11:44:12 -0400

Miles Davis vs. Darius Miles -- NBA FanHouse

Picture of doom

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 16:50:14 -0400

Picture of doom:

Matt Moore’s nightmare fuel.
-RM

via Vittorio De Zen

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 13:03:27 -0400

via Vittorio De Zen

via skeets on twitter-RM

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 00:06:55 -0400

via skeets on twitter
-RM

MJ Gatorade Bottle Art (via sportsbiz1) via Dwyer on Twitter -RM

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:21:49 -0400

MJ Gatorade Bottle Art (via sportsbiz1) via Dwyer on Twitter -RM

NBA Off-Season 2009

Sun, 12 Jul 2009 22:12:03 -0400

NBA Off-Season 2009:

Shaq going to China has been one of the best moves of the offseason. - RM

via d.yimg.com

Sun, 12 Jul 2009 16:47:31 -0400

via d.yimg.com

"As traumatic as the first trade of a young player’s career is said to be, Ryan Anderson..."

Sat, 11 Jul 2009 10:52:17 -0400

“

As traumatic as the first trade of a young player’s career is said to be, Ryan Anderson appears to be grieving about as much as a lottery winner after being sent to Orlando from New Jersey as part of the draft-day deal involving Vince Carter.

“The way that the trade went about, it wasn’t a traumatic thing,” Anderson said. “If it was a situation where New Jersey was like, ‘We don’t want this guy, let’s put him in the deal with Vince, throw him out of here….’

“That’s definitely not what it was. I talked to the whole staff in New Jersey. It was a hard decision for them to make, but if I could go with anybody, I’m glad I came with Vince.”

”

- Ryan Anderson Trades Up - TrueHoop By Henry Abbott - ESPN

BrookLopezowned. - RM

"Host: Did you get paid enough? Artest: “People ask me about the money, I’m like, ‘Listen, first of..."

Sat, 04 Jul 2009 13:18:21 -0400

“Host: Did you get paid enough?
Artest: “People ask me about the money, I’m like, ‘Listen, first of all, I’m still getting paid. When I was in the hood, I was maybe getting like 50 cents a day. I’m still getting millions, maybe not the 90 you guys want. It’s still money. And also, I get a chance to possibly do movies, and acting, and TV shows, and all those opportunities that come with it. All that’s gonna come from winning.””

- Sports Radio Interviews » Blog Archive » Will Ron Artest Screw Up The Lakers?

CAN’T WAIT. -RM

Watch 'Gunnin' For That #1 Spot' free online - Ball Don't Lie - NBA - Yahoo! Sports

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 13:33:17 -0400

Watch 'Gunnin' For That #1 Spot' free online - Ball Don't Lie - NBA - Yahoo! Sports

Nation Desperately Seeks Sportswriters' Opinions On Kobe Bryant | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 10:14:43 -0400

Nation Desperately Seeks Sportswriters' Opinions On Kobe Bryant | The Onion - America's Finest News Source:

Well played. -RM

Video: Amar'e, Hill, Dahntay and Birdman on 'Jimmy Kimmel' - Ball Don't Lie... - NBA - Yahoo! Sports

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 16:11:32 -0400

Video: Amar'e, Hill, Dahntay and Birdman on 'Jimmy Kimmel' - Ball Don't Lie... - NBA - Yahoo! Sports:

-RM

nbaplayoffs2009: Kobe and the invisible bench.

Tue, 26 May 2009 00:04:58 -0400

nbaplayoffs2009:

Kobe and the invisible bench.

Chauncey Billups' Off Kobe's Back Pass

Fri, 22 May 2009 10:41:55 -0400

nbaplayoffs2009:

GIF Party!!

This is how you win championships, if you’re a Nuggets fan

And if you’re a Lakers fan, that’s Kobe’s audition for the Generals

Editors’ Notes: Click here to watch the play with the Globetrotters theme song playing and here for the Benny Hill Theme.

The NBA playoffs: Where Iceman & Maverick reuniting happens

Fri, 22 May 2009 10:34:52 -0400

The NBA playoffs: Where Iceman & Maverick reuniting happens:

fatmanatee:

winstonwolfe:

Anyway, there was a really funny moment Thursday night that could have only happened at a Lakers game. Near the end of a third-quarter timeout, they showed Val Kilmer and three of his chins on the Jumbotron, punctuating the moment by playing “Danger Zone” by Kenny Loggins. You know, a “Top Gun” homage. He took a second or two to get the joke, then unleashed one of those “Very funny, you got me, just know that I’m on a lot of meds right now” smiles. And this would have been enjoyable on its own, but they cut to someone else in the stands…

That’s right…

Tom Cruise!

He caught on a little quicker and did the Tom Cruise Over-Laugh. And this would have been great on its own, but the Lakers pushed it to another level: They wentsplit-screen with Kilmer and Cruise with “Danger Zone” still blasting. As far as I was concerned, this was the most emotional reunion in Lakers history. Cruise kept laughing; Kilmer looked mildly perturbed. (After all, he’s an actor, dammit! That was 23 years ago! He’s made a lot of movies since then!) At this point, I was praying they’d cut to Anthony Edwards in Section 312 but he wasn’t there…

Emphasis mine… “mildly perturbed”? ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!?!??! -_- YES YES YES YES YES

I am on the case.